Start giving the mimic map to any adventurers that you hit with the Brian/Ditzy potion, and only them!

Ring the bell to hasten the cowkini’s curse! Continue to give the mimic map to any adventurers that you hit with the Brian/Ditzy potion, and only them!

Give the kraken- obsessed mage the cowkini and ring the bell; she will moisturize the kraken.

Use the scroll from the statue to curse the money jar, inflicting the curse on that pesky thief.